"Mom, Mrs. Birch told us that Martin Luther King was assassinated.
Why would she lie to us?"
I explain that she was telling them the truth- he was really assassinated.
"Doesn't that mean he was killed- so he is dead?"
Yes Jayce- it was a long time ago and he is dead.
"Well, now I think your lying because I just saw him walking down the street with a missionary."
Hallelujah! Martin Luther King has returned from the dead and is serving his mission right here in Murray!- Good grief!